Sunday, 08 November 2009

Thursday, 05 November 2009

Thursday, 29 October 2009

  • yummy gummy


    I'm excited for all of the discount candy sales after Halloween.


    I once knew this really overweight girl. Very round. For Halloween she dressed up in all pink, right down to pink Ugg boots. She announced that she was a bubblegum bubble.
     


    I like her thought process.

Sunday, 18 October 2009

  • Themed Weddings

    I wanna go to a wedding where the guy dresses as Mario and the girl dresses as Princess Peach.


    And the ring bearer dressed like Baby Mario

    brings the ring in

      .

    And the cake would be like

    .

    And the flowers would be like

    . Okay that's ugly. Maybe more like .


    And the flower girl dressed like   drops coins

    down the aisle. And the audience goes Ba-Ding! Ba-Ding! when the couple step on them LOL

    And then they go off in their go-karts

    with a sign that says Just Married ahahahahaa

    I mean I hear about Star Wars geeks having Star Wars themed weddings all the time. I want to go to a themed wedding.


Thursday, 15 October 2009

  • Facebook

    I usually let random friend requests pile up for a few weeks and then reject them all at once. I dk why. But I started to notice a trend...
     
     
    Uhm... wtf!??! Why are these people friending me?? I checked my fb groups to make sure I wasn't accidentally a part of UDS: United Desi Service... WhaT CaN a BRoWn Do FoR YoU? or Brown People of America or something. I wasn't. Although I did find that I was a member of Black Conservative Forum.

    Okay, so I may be generalizing here but seriously... how do all these people find me? Weird.


    Oh yeah, ever since facebook started getting makeovers and that fan app, the value of Groups have been seriously depreciating. Some of my favorites:

    - No One in Darfur Gives a Shit About Your Facebook Group

    - My birthday is January 1st, therefore I win at life. New Year's Babies Rule

    - "Because I'm Asian" Is the best excuse for everything

    - P.A.M.F. (People Against Man Flops)

    - nerd by day... motherfriggin rockstar by nite!

    - I did not know that Syracuse is cold. Thank you for saving my life.

    -Remember when you had to blow on the Nintendo cartridge when it messed up

    -I HATE When Kids Suck At Putting Together the Shrine of the Silver Monkey

    -The Jonas Brothers Suck

    -I Will Go Slightly Out of My Way to Step on That Crunchy Looking Leaf


    Some of the group info for these crack me up. You got any good ones?